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In this episode of COPS: MM2 EDITION, a London Bobby cop & a good friend of his out in his Viper investigate a very strange man hiding out in a dumpster late at night that they were "tipped off" on, by a few of the local residents. But little do they realize that the dumpster is actually the man's house, and refuses to move it off the street. They also don't realize that the whole situation is all staged.
Cop: "Excuse me sir, but, why are you hiding in a dumpster at this time of night?"
Cop's friend out in Gen. 3 Viper: "Yes, why exactly are you hiding out in a dumpster at this time of night?"
Pedestrian: "Er, I was busy getting some fresh air, officers, that's all. I need to do it every once so often to relieve myself of the smell in here, as I have some dirty laundry that I haven't taken to the cleaners in, oh, about twelve weeks."
Cop and Cop's friend (in unison): "TWELVE WEEKS?!?!?!"
Cop: "God, that bloody explains the wretched smell in there. Don't you ever use Lysol in there?"
Pedestrian: "I'm afraid not, officers, as I ran out of Lysol about a month ago. But either way, I'm not moving out of this bloody dumpster. This is my house!"
Cop and Cop's friend: "Oh no you're not!" (Both the Cop and Cop's friend try to grab the strange man as he dives back into the dumpster, but end up getting into a bit of a scuffle instead.)
Pedestrian: "I'M NOT MOVING MY HOUSE OFF OF THIS BLOODY STREET UNLESS YOU BLOODY LEAVE ME ALONE, DAMNIT!!!"
Cop's friend: "Well, that's too bloody bad, we're going to have to file moving violations on you for not moving your "house" off the street!"
Cop (struggling with the strange man): "Give me a hand here, pal, I need to arrest this dirty man!"
Pedestrian: "What the. . . HEY!!! GET OUT OF. . . "
Cop's friend: "I'm on it!" (Cop's friend dives down into the dumpster, struggles with the strange man a bit while somehow tipping the dumpster over on its side, knocking all three guys to the ground.)
Cop's friend (to the strange man): "Wait!!! Did you know that you're on Cops: MM2 Edition?"
Pedestrian: "What the bloody. . ."
Cop (chiming in with his friend to the strange man): "Yes, did you know that you're on Cops: MM2 Edition?"
(Both the Cop, Cop's friend and the strange man all laughing. Then they shrug it all off as if it never happened.)
The End. :)
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